The Office of Immigration

It is our goal to be known for something
That looks like the field of bureaucracy.
You thought the other countries were tiring,
But come to our corner of the city,
And you will find that you will never leave,
Not because you now desire to stay.
Our staff has been trained in how to deceive
You that you’ll accomplish your task today.
All the required forms have been hidden,
And when you ask for more information,
The nature that employees are bidden
Is to point you in the wrong direction.
It’s become the source of our greatest pride
To take the farang on a day long ride.

Farang – Thai word for foreigner